He says, “Dude, here’s the deal. I’m here. Don’t worry about it. I’m here.” [x]
I’d die happy if I could sit down and have a beer with RDJ.
(Source: kayytx, via nohedgehogsok)
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
(Source: postllimit, via johnlockmor)